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"It’s a fun little game that does a great job of building up tension as the time ticks down as well as making you increasingly exasperated at its (deliberately) convoluted automated telephone system."
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Terry Cavanagh's Free Game of the Week

"The most evil monster of them all - bureaucracy"
- The Hamster Overlord

Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(140 total ratings)
GenreAction, Puzzle, Simulation
Tags3D, Atmospheric, Creepy, Horror, Psychological Horror, Short, Thriller


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This is an "on the edge of your seat" experience! There is also a gentle reminder as you play that such things never come to pass. Very well-done Paper Cookies! 

crisse you do not know to red

are you understening calisse

what the tabarnak the code

respond esti

This is a very good game i would have love to see more content but other wise a good game 


I once knew a kid named alaN who played this game. He said it was good but we couldn't find it.

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Not a bad game at all. Idk if it was intentional for the humor or not, but the lines telling you to go to a website for more info in the 1960s is a little bit immersion breaking ngl. Not a huge deal, but thought I'd mention it.


you're totally right haha, for some reason I didn't realise that that doesn't make any sense up until you mentioned it! i guess an automated phone menu also didn't exist in the 60s, so i will chalk it up to artistic freedom haha

The longest phone conversation of my life...

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I'm still catching my breath as I write this comment. My God, what a wonderful game! I was really afraid I wouldn't make it (and indeed, the first playthrough didn't go very well). The tension it puts on you as you watch that timer get close to zero is incredible. Wonderful game, brilliant idea. On one hand, I can only imagine how people felt during that time when they were afraid that everything could end at any moment. Truly amazing.

Who's fault is it really that the world blew up? Good game.

Love this game! super unique and cool concept with great execution!

So stressful I love it lmao. Keep it up!

the phone menu is the  average  modern game ui

I can't tell you how much I love and hate this game! Awesome work. thank you for making it.

It's nice game.

But I'm so angry. 100% reflection of reality.


When will the Burning Beaver version be uploaded?


soon! my apologies for the delay


Where is Korean version?

i'll upload it very soon! stay posted!

can you make it for chromeOS or Chromebooks or school laptops that run ChromeOS?


Dude as an owner of a personal Chromebook, If you really want to play this game (or others) hop off the chromeos train.

im at school and i want to play it when I'm bored


I remember having fun watching it at BIC.
I want to play in Korean, can you update it? Thank you

I remember having fun watching it at BIC. I want to play in Korean, can you update it?

What's BIC?


I got to experience games through the broadcast of a game streamer that I usually enjoy.
The translation localization was so good that on the other hand, I was scared because I had a similar experience. It's a great game.

I was impressed with this game on BIC. Can I download the latest version translated into Korean?

Amazing Game!

had a lot of fun with this one! thanks for the great game <3


Why could I not text the president?? /j
This game was fun even though I hate talking on the phone. I got really into it and decided to take over as King of the US lmao


There is no sound

try the download version! it should be more stable :)


I'm sorry but I rage quit so hard >.< It's because this game truly does replicate the hell of automated systems. 10/10 purely for that realism. 




streamed this a while ago and it was super tense, really enjoyed it


Yo! I have played THREE games of yours so far! No Players Online, MapFriend and now THIS.

Gosh dude, you are amazing in how you present your games. The sound design, the visuals, the tension... all amazing!

Thank you so much! Glad you like them :)


I called the number. 1 (800) 773-7368 aka 1-800-PRESDNT.


What an amazing little game, the tension during the 10 minutes is carried perfectly and the gameplay mechanics are really well integrated. I love everything about this game :D


Any plans to make a Mac version? or is it possible to play it on Mac using Crossover for instance?




This is such a great small game! By the way, you could pretty easily make the game blind friendly :)

Love this suggestion! It really would be easy to add this as an accessibility feature.

Put Coldline in the compilation because it was fire.

looool, good jo!

Very small game but very fun! Winning the game felt great and the frustration with the phone bot helped build tension.

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This game was wild! It reminded me too much of my time at work. All you have to do is change a few words here and there for it to be medical records instead of nukes. RIP


Very interesting AND very stresfull:D

10/10 will recommend 

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